May 2013
allisonthenerdmachine:
On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.
imagineyouricon:
imagine your icon having sex with the expression they currently have
moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
gleeson666:
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
icanbarelyspeak:
not-thefunniestblog:
if kate middleton doesn’t present the baby to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba they are doing it wrong
when Michael Jackson did that people got really mad
piglii:
piglii:
221becquerel:
Free Tee Friday!
threadless:
This week’s Free Tee Friday is brought to you by the great city of Monstropolis!
Reblog this post for a chance to win any of our new Monsters Inc. tees in your size. Don’t worry, we told Roz there wouldn’t be any paperwork involved!
Time to play the Sims
neverlandandbeyond:
aka make everyone I know, put them in a house and cause mayhem.
make me and have me have woohoo with everyone. I want to destroy a Sim marriage
grodus:
true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
Natalie: ...but something next to normal would be okay
me: aHA
me: SHE DID THE THING
me: SHE SAID IT
me: NEXT TO NORMAL OHYES
me: ahahahahaHAHH
westbor0baptistchurch:
Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?
You’re a douche bag.
egberts:
BATHTUBS ARE JUST REVERSE BOATS
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