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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

(Source: fitness-is-coming)

icanbarelyspeak:

not-thefunniestblog:

if kate middleton doesn’t present the baby to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba they are doing it wrong

when Michael Jackson did that people got really mad

piglii:

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vegansanfrancishet: So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute. Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump. Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice. This time, though. This was a good cry.

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

noonewillneverletyoudown: Now tell me that fate doesn’t exist.

noonewillneverletyoudown:

Now tell me that fate doesn’t exist.

(Source: theprincessblog)

(Source: squirrels5ever)

Free Tee Friday!

threadless:

This week’s Free Tee Friday is brought to you by the great city of Monstropolis!

Reblog this post for a chance to win any of our new Monsters Inc. tees in your size. Don’t worry, we told Roz there wouldn’t be any paperwork involved!

Time to play the Sims

neverlandandbeyond:

aka make everyone I know, put them in a house and cause mayhem.

make me and have me have woohoo with everyone. I want to destroy a Sim marriage

grodus:

true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other

(Source: drgero)

adammlligan:

Endless list of things that should have been in the movies
↳ Order of the Phoenix, p 275

“Have a biscuit,” she repeated impatiently, indicating the tartan tin lying on top of one of the piles of papers on her desk, “and sit down.”